A good list!

I really need to write more.  Goodness, Sonya.  It's been too long!!  I love doing this every do often:  Listing the cool things my kids say (yes, these were from Facebook, but I laugh each time I re-read them! LOL!).  Hope you giggle as much as I did (some of them are just cool, not necessarily funny)

August 14, 2011:

4167.3 miles

24 days

Traveled through 10 states

Home at last

October 15, 2011: Me: "We are having waffles for lunch. Rianna, do you want syrup?" R: "Yes please. No waffles though. Just syrup."

January 7, 2012: About a week ago... J: Mom, I'm going to build a rocket. Do you have a 3 gallon bucket, a BUNCH of gun powder, and liquid oxygen? Me: No stinkin' way. J: Darn

January 8, 2012: Mental note: do not place the cinnamon next to the cumin in the cabinet; they look very similar. Cumin and sugar toast is downright nasty. For reals.

February 3, 2012: Rianna (pointing to a giant smiley face sticker): Mommy, I think he is dead. Me: I dont think so! He looks so happy! R: Mommy, its a sticker. Its not alive.

February 12, 2012: Rianna: "Mommy, a non sequitur is very, very tractor." (giggle....giggle)

February 16, 2012: Jacob: "Mom, you know.... pretty soon ... I'm going to be a lurking teenager."

April 6, 2012: Rianna: ...holding a ladybug... 'Mommy, this is my ladybug. His name is Mr. Cutie Patootie.'

April 9, 2012: Listening to Jacob play his guitar and sing. His voice is changing already and his song keeps changing keys. It make me weepy and giggly at the same time. : }

April 27, 2012: Ha! Found a giant squirt gun. Our kids are on the trampoline, fully clothed and dripping wet! I love hearing them laugh that hard! :)

May 21, 2012: Toby and the kiddos had a massive nerf gun war during thr garage sale this past weekend. I keep finding nerf bullets in really random places. : )

May 21, 2012: Geez. For Jacob's school, he had to write a rhyming poem. Here is what he wrote. ....such a boy. (Jacket is our dog)

Jacket’s tired, whiskers drooped

Then he got up, and then he pooped.

Then he walked, and bonked his knee,

Right before he went outside to pee.

June 3, 2012: Jacob: Mom, when I grow up, I don't want to be a vegetarian; I want to be a dessertitarian.

June 7, 2012:  (At the library) I found Jacob in front of the library computer. "Mom? I need to find books on home-made bombs. Will you help me?" Me: "..." (just looked at him and gave the "Mom" look) Jacob: "Dangit."