Random kiddo quotes

I haven't done this in a while!!

2-19-11
Me: "Rianna, you are such a smart cookie." R: "Mommy, I'm not a cookie!" Me: "Not even a snickerdoodle?" R: "Nope!" Me: "Then what are you?" R: "I'm a 'punkin' (pumpkin)!"

3-17-11
I gave my kiddos Triscuits for snack earlier today.
Rianna: "Mommy! I LIKE these crackers...they were salty! Are they made of wood?"

3-17-11
HA!!!!! Toby just texted me this from Jacob's piano lesson:
J: Do you like monkeys?
Piano teacher: I do! I think they're adorable!
J: That's good because today is St. Patrick's Day!

3-22-11
Rianna politely asked for more sour cream at lunch. We said it was fine and about 5 minutes later, I noticed the tub of sour cream in front of her. She was eating right out of it with a spoon.

3-27-11
Mommies!!
If you can't find your shoes, don't look all over the house for an hour trying to find them. Go directly to your four year old's room and you'll find them under a pile of dress up clothes.
Sigh.

4-20-11
R: Mommy? Why do I have to go potty again & again? Me: Its how God made our bodies to get rid of things we dont need. R: Like broccoli? We dont need broccoli.

4-22-11
Jacob made breakfast: waffles, syrup, and pineapple. It was ready when I got out of the shower. :) About 20 minutes later, from the kitchen, Rianna said, "Mommy, why are my feet sticky?" Me: "Gee. I can't imagine."